According to Labour’s Minister for Women (a misnomer if ever there was one) Anneliese Dodds declares that women can have a penis!!!

Ever think you’re living in a parallel world, where everything that is logical and biologically true is turned on its head? Well in my world, and I’m sure this is true of so many women, in fact the majority of us who were born with a uterus and vagina, women cannot have a penis. A hermophrodite can have both sets of sexual organs, not always on display, but a female does NOT have a penis.

Women have, over the centuries dealt with some shit, we’ve achieved the vote and equality (Mmmmm??) and now for some bizzare reason a bunch of ignoramous’s have decided that a man (with a penis) who likes to be in touch with his feminine side and wears dresses and make-up can be classed as a woman. NO he can’t. NO he can’t have access to our toilets, changing rooms, wards and sporting events. NO he does not have the right to expect our courts to accept that because he’s changed his name, to treat him as a woman. By accepting that this creature with a penis is a woman, devalues everything dear and true to women.

God, in her infinite wisdom, created two sexes. Women, who would be Mother Earth, caring, nurturing, loving to grow another human being within her body, and Men, who would be naturally aggressive, believe they are king of all they survey and truely believe they have every right to demand respect. Well if you think about the whole aspect of reproducing, women have their body invaded by men. Men contribute their seed and then that’s their job done and dusted. It makes them feel good and as though they’ve conquered the world!!! From that point on women take the lead. Women grow this new life, give birth (pain no man would deal with) women then care for that child, with their life if necessary, and nuture that child to become a loving human being. I don’t apologise for this, but men would never in a million years be able to do this without expecting adulation from every quarter. Women do it naturally without expectations.

So Anneliese Dodds, she who should be put in a box with the lid hammered down tight, piss off with your views and start protecting the sex that you are, unless of course you do have a penis, and if that’s the case hop over to the other side immediately.